Mister Thorne’s Religion in the News

• November 2003
  
  • Happy Holy Days
    
  • It’s OK; It’s Not OK; It Might be OK; Who Knows?
    
  • Danger: The Grinch is a Lawyer
    
  • Warning: The Speaker’s a Preacher
    
  • Anything you Say Can and Will be Held Against You, Kid
    
  • Beware: Evolution Kills!
    
  • The Brights are coming! The Brights are coming!
    
  • The Nones are Coming! The Nones are Coming!
    
  • Flirting with the Enemy: It’s a Crime
    
  • Watch Out! – There’s a Thinker on the Loose; Nothing is Sacred
    
  • Dad Takes his Religion Seriously – Very Seriously
    
  • Etc.
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• October 2003
  
  • Visited by a Prince
    
  • Secrets of the Universe On Sale
    
  • When in Rome . . .
    
  • When in France . . .
    
  • When in Muskogee . . .
    
  • When in Sane . . .
    
  • Lieberman: We’re Inherently Incestuous
    
  • Waging a War of Words
    
  • Odd Man (Sour Puss) Out
    
  • Promoting Movies in Public Parks is Unconstitutional
    
  • God Hates Perverts
    
  • The Power of Prayer
    
  • Happy Holy Days
    
  • Open Mouth; Trip on Tongue; Fall in Goop
    

   

• July 2003
  
  • The World Less Bright
    
  • Vatican Prioritizes Sex Sins
    
  • Episcopalians to Decide if a Sin is OK
    
  • Bush Says We’re All Sinners, Just Like Them
    
  • God’s Plans Revealed (for $380 per hour)
    
  • House Passes the Anti-Heretic and Infidel Association Act
    
  • The Ideal World of Judge Roy Moore
    
  • Graffiti from God
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• June 2003
  
  • The Spirit of Satan at Work
    
  • Those Danged, Highfalutin Judges
    
  • Evangelism 101
    
  • Mad Man Smashes Destroys Gift from God
    
  • A Monument is not a Law
    
  • Interrupting the Inevitable
    
  • Highfalutin Judges Ignore Public Opinion
    
  • Happy Anniversary
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• May 2003
  
  • Muslim v. Hindu
    
  • Hindu v. Buddhist
    
  • Both Sides are to Blame
    
  • Hindu v. Christian
    
  • Hindu v. Muslim
    
  • Muslim v. Christian
    
  • Jews v. Gentiles
    
  • Arsonists v. Theists
    
  • Veil v. Vail
    
  • Stepping on Religious Sensitivities
    
  • The Hindus of South Jordan
    
  • Dalit Woman on the Rise
    
  • Shall We Build a Temple, a Mosque, or both?
    
  • U.S. Congress Votes to Allow Religious Discrimination!
    
  • EU to Vatican: Buzz Off
    
  • More Canadians Say ‘The Heck with it’
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• April 2003
  
  • The Pope on Communing with Protestants
    
  • The Pope on Ideal Rulers
    
  • We Believe the Same Thing; We Just Can’t Agree On It
    
  • You Can Kill Them, But Don’t Offend Them
    
  • Jesus Goes to Baghdad
    
  • Jesus Goes to Washington
    
  • Jesus Gets a New Name
    
  • Jesus Hunted in Baghdad
    
  • Two Unsuspecting Martyrs; Maybe More
    
  • An Najaf: Legends, Facts, and Rumors
    
  • A Pilgrimage Renewed
    
  • Bellowing Over Pipes
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• March 2003
  
  • A Cure for Stupidity
    
  • Revelations from the Transcranial Magnetic Stimulator
    
  • Thou Shalt Defy the Court
    
  • OK, Kids; All Together Now
    
  • Insuring Inalienable Rights for School Kids
    
  • Pandora’s Box at the Schoolhouse Door
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• February 2003
  
  • The Devil Gets its Revenge
    
  • A Pledge Against the Constitution
    
  • The End of Privileges for Presbyterians
    
  • Rushdie’s Death Sentence Renewed
    
  • Hindus Beat Jedis: 10 to 7
    
  • Hindus Rampage Against a Dead Saint
    
  • Leaning on Dead Saints
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• January 2003
  
  • The Candy Cane Lawsuit
    
  • Say the Pledge or Else (or Else What?)
    
  • Posting Religious Slogans in Public Places
    
  • No More Grace Before Supper
    
  • McKinley’s Love of God Erased
    
  • Talking on Sidewalks Ruled OK
    
  • Religious Freedom Day
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• December 2002
  
  • Prayer is Futile
    
  • The Touch of a God
    
  • The Risks of not Dressing Properly
    
  • The Risks of Dressing Properly
    
  • I’m Only Human
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• November 2002
  
  • On Free Speech and Blasphemy
    
  • The Beauties and the Beasts
    
  • Judge Orders the Law Removed from Courthouse
    
  • “Chester County is not the Congress of the United States”
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• October 2002
  
  • Campaigning for Muslim Immigrants
    
  • The Expulsion of an Eagle
    
  • The Savior of Humanity
    
  • The Satanic Thought Society
    
  • Blasphemous Cartoons
    
  • I am who I am
    
  • Commentary
    

   

• September 2002

   

• August 2002

   

• June 2002

   

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